Me driving home after picking him up from drinking with some friends...
Husband: "You are my puzzle piece. You know the piece with the 3 corners that doesn't fit anywhere but one specific spot? You are that piece and I found you so now I'm complete. I'm in this for the long haul. So now that my puzzle is complete I can spray paint it with glue so it's stuck together forever in a binding of love."
Later that night as we are laying in bed trying to go to sleep...
Husband: "Mumble grumble blah blah"
Husband: "Nothing. Shh. You're a Toys R' Us Kid" Starts snoring
Me: "Babe you have chocolate on your arm."
Husband: That's not chocolate. That's doo doo baby."